I am having an exciting life, it's true, I swear! I'm completely psyched about a lot of shit and have totally overcome the adversity of a traumatic-ish childhood. Am I sharing any of this with you? NO! No. I am not. And do you know why? It's because I procrastinate the fun stuff. Why do I procrastinate the fun stuff? Because I'm effed up, guys. I had a traumatic childhood. Try to keep up here. Geez. Okay, so the following is a list of things that are exciting to me right now:
1. Hello? I am totally getting fired soon!!! My ex-boss told us that our whole apparel team is. I have no job prospects, really. yet I cannot contain my gleeeeeeeeeee. I'm bursting at the seams with excitement and also some gas from lunch. I guess I'm so thrilled because I've been rotting at my desk in limbo not sure whether they are keeping me or not. My job is dumb and mostly all of my friends have either quit or been canned. So now I am being forced to make a decision. Will I go to school full-time and work part-time at some dumb job and put off my dreams of buying a house next year? Or will I work full time at some new place and go to school part time as usual? What will I do? Will I stay at home and collect unemployment for 2 months and have tons of free time to do projects and watch oprah????? I HOPE SO!!!!!!!!!
2. I have new friends from school and I love them. I LOVE them!!! I love school!!
I love to latchhook!!! (see: www.lovedeb.com)
3. People!! I am so getting fired. This means I can completely eff off at my desk and be a complete drain and a waste and it doesn't even matter cuz I'm getting fired anyway. My boss quit!!!! I have no boss!! I am officially working part time until I get canned just because I SAY SO!!
4. Fall!!! It's fall!! that means pumpkins and spaghetti squash!!