There's this company called "Made with Sweet Love" where you can buy soft porn latchhook kits. I know, right? Yes, the concept is absolutely genius. Check it out: https://www.madewithsweetlove.com/index.html
So anyway, despite my impending unemployment, I have spent many hours and dollars, today, shopping online for Christmas presents. I remembered that I wanted to check out the naughty latch hook company and maybe buy a boobie kit. I think it would make a nice present for Mr. Cranky (probably won't be done for Christmas. Maybe for his birthday.) Anyway, I couldn't remember the company's actual name. I could only remember the phrase "naughty latch hook". So I googled it.
The actual Made With Sweet Love site didn't immediately pop up. But this did!!https://www.charmaineyoest.com/archives/2005/03/putting_the_sha_1.html
I can't believe anyone could find latchhook porn anything but completely creative and awesome- but this lady did. I guess, in an attempt to create more venomous wrath, amongst her right wing croanies, against evil latchhook boobies, she included a direct link to the site. Thanks to her, I finally got to order the boobie kit of my dreams. I forgot to print out my receipt after purchasing it though. I hope the order went through. I'll update once I receive it and let you know how it turns out. You being my one reader, Julie.